Manpower candy
There are many like it, but these are mine.
SUBJECT: Re:
Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://xxxxxxx.xx) are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive :)
Surprisingly decent English.
8/28/07 Update
I had to share this one, too:
SUBJECT: Cannot even get on bed?
Hey, can you make love more that 10 minutes?
Yes, you can with our “manpower candies”
Wow: manpower candies. Man, that’d be a great band name, album name, book title, nickname, softball team name, whatever. That’s brilliant, and now I want a job writing this stuff.
Is it perverse to give free advertising to spam? And will I get penalized by Google/the-powers-that-be for posting this stuff? Would I know it if I was?
— Garvin
